Film Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

*This review is brought to you by Toshiba, Victoria’s Secret, Skype, Pizza Hut, and cool Orange Soda* Having not grown up watching the original movies or animated TV show it’s a curious position of nostalgia to see the modernized, and un-intentionally nauseating Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Where does the need to vilify one’s past childhood